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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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