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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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