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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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