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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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