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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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