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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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