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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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