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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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