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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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