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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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