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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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