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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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