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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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