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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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