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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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