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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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