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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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