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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Ziggy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a lion 🦁
a lynx 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a warthog 🐗
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
an ostrich 🐦
a rhinoceros 🦏
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