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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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