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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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