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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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