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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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