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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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