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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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