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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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