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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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