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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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