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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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