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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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