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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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