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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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