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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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