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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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