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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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