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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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