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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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