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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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