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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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