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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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