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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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