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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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