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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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