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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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