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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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