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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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