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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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