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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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