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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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