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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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