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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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