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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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