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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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