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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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