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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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