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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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