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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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