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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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