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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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