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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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