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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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