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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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