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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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