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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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