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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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