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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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