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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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