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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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